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Daily Questionable Wisdom

If life gives you lemons, throw them back and ask for pizza.
Never trust atoms. They make up everything.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. (Draw your own conclusions.)

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[ ] Regret everything
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